Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg: The Devil Knee

Whilst enjoying a quiet drink in the pub the other night, we were idly flicking through tomorrow’s fish and chip paper when we spotted the ubiquitous ‘Right Leg of Angelina Jolie’ picture. You may think “Yawn, this has been commented on, laughed at, and has its own twitter account” and of course, you’d be right. But that evening down The Crown Inn, we noticed something new, something sinister…


Angelina Jolie has a possessed knee! Some kind of creepy, inhabited by spirits, work of Satan, Beelzebub’s mid-leg-joint, Devil Knee if you will (and we will, we will).


Prepare yourselves…

And for the hard of imagination…
As big Southpark fans, we were initially hoping that the discovery of the Devil Knee was proof positive of the existence of Scuzzlebutt – demonstrating that Angelina Jolie lives a peaceful life in snowy capped mountainous terrain, weaving wicker baskets with her celery hand with which to rescue (or kidnap) passing small children, rabbits and assorted bird life. However, upon closer inspection of the Devil Knee, we found the truth to be far more sinister…

For a start, the knee in question is of course Jolie’s right knee, while we can see from the artist’s reconstruction of Scuzzlebutt (above) that his head for a leg is quite clearly the left leg. Furthermore, while Scuzzlebutt’s right knee can boast the amenable demeanour of Patrick Duffy, Angelina Jolie’s right Devil Knee is frequented by none other than…

… Barbara Streisand. 
Strange, but true. Have you ever seen them in the same room? I know I haven’t.


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  1. thanks laura hanland for great post

    Angelina Jolie Wallpaper

  2. Lesley W says:

    Hahaha I love Scuzzlebutt's celery!

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